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Ignores Erik for the most part, already hearing Danny’s voice on the phone. “Hold on..” she said into the phone before turning her head to Erik, mouthing “What happened?”

Frowns sadly without realizing it. “He…well, he’s disappointed in me…for obvious reasons…”

“For what? Having..” Jerks her head forward a few times, trying not to say the word.

“He doesn’t think I’ll be a good dad, and that…that everything I’m doing right now to be the best I can is worth nothing.”

"……" Frowns. "Did he really say all of that..?" Doesn’t realize she’s still on the phone.

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Ignores Erik for the most part, already hearing Danny’s voice on the phone. “Hold on..” she said into the phone before turning her head to Erik, mouthing “What happened?”

Frowns sadly without realizing it. “He…well, he’s disappointed in me…for obvious reasons…”

"For what? Having.." Jerks her head forward a few times, trying not to say the word.

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“Ow!” Briefly touches his cheek where she hit him, but quickly recovers. “Yeah, well you’re short. I may someday become wise with more life experience, but you will always be short.” Pats her head.

Stares at him for a good long second, standing as tall as she can. Pushes her lips out like a fish. “I’m gunna go get Danny.”

“Hey, no!!! I take it back, I take it back! I’m a moron and I’m just taller than you but that doesn’t make you short! Just…just don’t go get Danny!”

Has a smug look on her face, pulling an old flip phone out of her bag. Dials his number, looking at Erik. “Aren’t these things cool? It’s a portable phone!” Waits for him to pick up, humming happily to herself, throwing a smile at Erik. 

Changing his tone. “Seriously Anette, I’d really prefer if you didn’t do that, he…” Sighs. “He and I aren’t exactly on the best terms right now.”

Ignores Erik for the most part, already hearing Danny’s voice on the phone. “Hold on..” she said into the phone before turning her head to Erik, mouthing “What happened?”

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“Ow!” Briefly touches his cheek where she hit him, but quickly recovers. “Yeah, well you’re short. I may someday become wise with more life experience, but you will always be short.” Pats her head.

Stares at him for a good long second, standing as tall as she can. Pushes her lips out like a fish. “I’m gunna go get Danny.”

“Hey, no!!! I take it back, I take it back! I’m a moron and I’m just taller than you but that doesn’t make you short! Just…just don’t go get Danny!”

Has a smug look on her face, pulling an old flip phone out of her bag. Dials his number, looking at Erik. “Aren’t these things cool? It’s a portable phone!” Waits for him to pick up, humming happily to herself, throwing a smile at Erik. 

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“But then…why would the anon say that…?” Sudden smug expression. “Oh wait! Maybe it was a compliment!”

“Maybe because they like mes-” Stops, looking at him like he’s nut. “How is that a compliment?..”

Not listening to her at all. “Ha! I guess even anons can tell what a gifted man I am! And with all my clothing on too! Oh, that reminds me, how’s Danny?”

Stares at him, her jaw dropping. “Wait.. How would you with..” Shakes her head. “Uhm.. He’s good. I think it’s good that him and his sister are spending a lot of one on one together.” 

Pats her shoulder. “It’s all right, I know you’re uninterested! I’d be concerned if you were, since the only penis on your mind should be your boyfriend’s!” Blinks. “Oh, that’s right! I’d completely forgotten that Laurel was with him now! Things have been busy, I guess.”

“A-a..ah.. ERIK!” Slaps him across the face once he gets close enough, also stomping on his foot. “Don’t talk like that!” Flails her arms around and pouts largely. “You’re.. you’re a moron!” 

“Ow!” Briefly touches his cheek where she hit him, but quickly recovers. “Yeah, well you’re short. I may someday become wise with more life experience, but you will always be short.” Pats her head.

Stares at him for a good long second, standing as tall as she can. Pushes her lips out like a fish. “I’m gunna go get Danny.”

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its-mail-time:

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“But then…why would the anon say that…?” Sudden smug expression. “Oh wait! Maybe it was a compliment!”

“Maybe because they like mes-” Stops, looking at him like he’s nut. “How is that a compliment?..”

Not listening to her at all. “Ha! I guess even anons can tell what a gifted man I am! And with all my clothing on too! Oh, that reminds me, how’s Danny?”

Stares at him, her jaw dropping. “Wait.. How would you with..” Shakes her head. “Uhm.. He’s good. I think it’s good that him and his sister are spending a lot of one on one together.” 

Pats her shoulder. “It’s all right, I know you’re uninterested! I’d be concerned if you were, since the only penis on your mind should be your boyfriend’s!” Blinks. “Oh, that’s right! I’d completely forgotten that Laurel was with him now! Things have been busy, I guess.”

"A-a..ah.. ERIK!" Slaps him across the face once he gets close enough, also stomping on his foot. "Don’t talk like that!" Flails her arms around and pouts largely. "You’re.. you’re a moron!" 

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its-mail-time:

“But then…why would the anon say that…?” Sudden smug expression. “Oh wait! Maybe it was a compliment!”

“Maybe because they like mes-” Stops, looking at him like he’s nut. “How is that a compliment?..”

Not listening to her at all. “Ha! I guess even anons can tell what a gifted man I am! And with all my clothing on too! Oh, that reminds me, how’s Danny?”

Stares at him, her jaw dropping. “Wait.. How would you with..” Shakes her head. “Uhm.. He’s good. I think it’s good that him and his sister are spending a lot of one on one together.” 

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/Hanging his head/ I poked the baby, with…you know…

Widens her eyes completely, her mouth hanging open. “WHAT”

Yes, an anon said that I did! What am I going to do? I don’t know what could possibly happen to my poor child now! Someone should have stopped us!!!

Fiddles with her hair. “Uhm.. Erik.. Ithinkyoucanhavesexwhenshe’spreggo”

Takes a long breath. “Ahaha..”

“But then…why would the anon say that…?” Sudden smug expression. “Oh wait! Maybe it was a compliment!”

"Maybe because they like mes-" Stops, looking at him like he’s nut. "How is that a compliment?.."

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its-mail-time:

/Hanging his head/ I poked the baby, with…you know…

Widens her eyes completely, her mouth hanging open. “WHAT”

Yes, an anon said that I did! What am I going to do? I don’t know what could possibly happen to my poor child now! Someone should have stopped us!!!

Fiddles with her hair. “Uhm.. Erik.. Ithinkyoucanhavesexwhenshe’spreggo”

Takes a long breath. “Ahaha..”

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/Hanging his head/ I poked the baby, with…you know…

Widens her eyes completely, her mouth hanging open. “WHAT”

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